Saloni Gaur's Hilarious Take on The Bossy Receptionist at a Doctor's Clinic

Clinic receptionists also have rules, and comedian Saloni Gaur captures this perfectly in her recent video. Here's her funny take on a receptionist in a clinic.

Strict Entry Rules

The receptionist starts with a no-nonsense approach: “What's your case? Do you have an appointment? Tell me your name.” She hands over a slip for ₹500 and informs the patient that the doctor will check them twice for one slip. Then, she orders them to go and sit.

No Rushing Allowed

If someone stands too close to the counter, she warns them, “Your turn won't come fast if you stand on my head. People have been waiting since 2 o'clock. I'll call you when it's your turn.”

Priority for Reports

A small fight breaks out, but the receptionist stays in control. “Madam, don't fight, let him go. He just has to show a report.”

Silence, Please!

When kids start making noise, she scolds, “Madam, keep the children quiet. The doctor is getting disturbed.”

Instant Diagnosis!

A worried patient describes symptoms, but she confidently announces, “Not eating or drinking? He has worms in his stomach. Should I prescribe medicine?”

Forgetfulness Costs Money

If someone forgets their slip, she quickly says, “A new one will be made for ₹500. Don't want it? Talk to the doctor.”

X-Ray Monopoly

She insists, “Get your X-ray done from our lab. Others don't do it properly.”

Complex Medicine Schedule

She rattles off medicine instructions: “Take this before getting up, this after getting up, this before eating, and this after eating. Understood? No? Let me write it down.”

Injections with Extra Charges

Checking a slip, she adds, “Doctor has also written about injections. Get them here. ₹50 extra.”

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Medical Store Tactics

If a patient wants to use old medicine, she warns, “Don't use it. Doctor of Sambhal changed it. Buy new ones from our store—₹750, cash only.”

Saloni's video perfectly captures the receptionist who runs the clinic like her own kingdom!